Fat Bastard and Sons Menu
Welcome to Fat Bastard and Sons, a vibrant pizza haven located in South Hackensack, NJ. This culinary gem specializes in Italian pizzas with a seafood twist, crafting dishes that are a feast for both the eyes and the palate. The menu is a delightful mosaic of flavors, offering an array of appetizers like Baked Clams Oreganato and crunchy Calamari, perfect for sharing or indulging solo.
Salads such as the hearty Antipasto and Cobb Salad complement the savory pizzas, making for a balanced dining experience. Don’t miss the creative touches in their Calzone and Fat Basket that showcase their culinary flair.
With convenient delivery, takeout, and on-site parking, dining at Fat Bastard and Sons is effortless and satisfying. Call (201) 402-0990 to experience Italian seafood pizza like never before!
Appetizers
Baked Clams (Oreganato)
Baked Clams(Oreganato)
Bruschettas
Bruschettas
Calamari
Calamari
Calzone
Calzone
Cheesesteak Minis (4)
Cheesesteak minis(4)
Chicken Fingers with French Fries
Chicken Fingers/FF
Chips and Dip
Chips and Dip
Disco Fries
Gravy and Mozzarella
Eggplant Rollatini
Eggplant Rollatini
Fat Basket
Fat Basket
French Fries
French Fries
Fresh Clams
Fresh clams
Fresh Mozz w/Tomatoes
Fresh Mozz w/Tomatoes
Fried Raviolis (8)
Fried Raviolis (8)
Garlic Bread w/Cheese
Garlic Bread w/Cheese
Garlic Knots (5)
Garlic Knots (5)
Mac n Cheese Balls (2)
Mac n Cheese Balls(2)
Meatballs (3)
Meatballs (3)
Mussels
Mussels
Onion Rings
Onion Rings
Pickle Chips
Pickle chips
Quesadillas
Quesadillas
Rice Balls (2)
Rice Balls (2)
Sliders with French Fries (3)
Slider w/Fries(3)
Stromboli
Stromboli
Sweet Potato Fries
Sweet Potato Fries
Bastard Fries
Topped w/ Cheddar, Mozz, Bacon, Drizzled with Chipotle Ranch
Ham and Cheese Calzone
Ham and cheese calzone
Mozzarella Carrozza
Battered Mozzarella in a bread deep fried, served with marinara sauce
Pepperoni Calzone
Pepperoni calzone
Shrimp Cocktail
Shrimp Cocktail
Stuffed Mushrooms
Stuffed w/ Vegetable + Herb Stuffing in a Marsala Demi Glaze
1 Liter Aqua Pana
1LT Aqua Pana
2 Liter Soda
2 Liter Soda
Apple Juice
Apple Juice
Can Soda
Can Soda
Orange Juice
Orange Juice
San Pellegrino
San Pellegrino
Water Bottle
water
Red Bull
Red Bull
Brisk Raspberry Tea
Brisk Raspberry Tea
Diet Pepsi
Diet Pepsi
Ginger Ale
Ginger Ale
Mug Rootbeer
Mug Rootbeer
Pepsi
Pepsi
Starry
Starry
Beverages
Burgers
Bacon Ranch Burger
Bacon Ranch Burger
Cheese Burger
Cheese Burger
Classic Burger
Classic Burger
Brownie Sundae
Brownie Sundae
Cannoli
Cannoli
Cheese Cake
Cheese Cake
Churros
Churros
Connoli (2)
Connoli (2)
Funnel Fries
Funnel Fries
Nutella Pie 10"
Nutella Pie 10
Zeppoles
Zeppoles
Dessert
Entrees
Chicken Francese
Chicken Francese
Chicken Marsala
Chicken Marsala
Fried Calamari Linguini
Over Linguini
Grilled Chicken and Sausage with Broccoli Rabe
Grilled chicken served over sautéed sausage and broccoli rabe
Grilled Chicken with Mixed Vegetables
Seasoned grilled chicken breast over mixed vegetables
Seafood Marinara
Shrimp, Mussels, Clams, and Calamari over Linguini
Shrimp Scampi
Shrimp Scampi
Chicken Milanese
Pan fried breaded chicken topped w/ a mushroom bruschetta drizzled w/balsamic reduction
Chicken Parm w/Pasta
Chicken Parm w/Pasta
Chicken Rollatini
Stuffed w/ ham + mozzarella in a brandy cream sauce w/mushrooms + roasted peppers
Chicken Scarpariello
Onions, peppers, mushrooms, potatoes + sausage in a sherry wine sauce
Chicken Sorrentino
Topped w/eggplant + mozz in a marsala tomato demi glace
Seafood Marrechiada
Clams, Mussels, Shrimp, and Calamari in a plum tomato broth
Baked Ziti
Baked Ziti
Cheese Ravioli
Cheese Ravioli
Eggplant Parmigiana Pasta
Sautéed eggplant baked in our fresh plum tomato and basil sauce topped with fresh mozzarella
Fettuccine Alfredo
Fettuccine Alfredo
Lasagne (w/meat)
Lasagne
Linguini Clam Sauce
Linguini Clam Sauce
Lobster Ravioli
Lobster Ravioli
Macaroni & Cheese
Macaroni & Cheese
Penne Arrabbiata
Penne Arrabbiata
Penne Vodka
Penne Vodka
Stuffed Shells
Stuffed Shells
Tomato Sauce Pasta
Tomato Sauce Pasta
Cavatelli w/ Broccoli
Cavatelli w/ Broccoli
Shells w/ Eggplant
Diced Eggplant, roasted onions, Garlic, with Basil in a light Marinara Broth topped w/ fresh mozz
Tortellini Alfredo
Tortellini Alfredo
Pasta
Pizza
Personal Pizza
Pizza 12'
Medium Pizza
Pizza 14'
Large Pizza
Pizza 16'
Regular Slice
Regular Slice
Specialty Slice
Specialty Slice
Grandma Pie
Grandma Pie
Hawaiian Pie
HAWAIIAN PIE
Sicilian Pie
Sicilian Pie
Sicilian Slice
Sicilian Slice
Antipasto
Ham, salami, provolone, pepperoni on a garden salad
Buffalo Chicken Salad
Regular garden salad topped w/blue cheese crumbles and buffalo chicken
Ceasar Salad
Ceasar Salad
Cobb Salad
Turkey, bacon, egg, crumbled blue cheese, avocado
Santa Fe Salad
Mixed green tomato,cranberries, walnuts, corn, avocado, black beans, shredded cheddar
Garden Salad
Iceberg, red onion, cucumbers, carrots, celery, peppers and tomatoes
Seafood Salad
Calamari, clams, mussels, shrimp, red onion, celery, carrots in a lemon & oil dressing over mixed greens
Steak Salad
Mixed greens, tomato, red onion, egg, bacon, mushrooms, roasted peppers
Tuna Salad
Tuna over a garden salad
Salads
Sandwhich
Buffalo Chicken Sandwich
Buffalo Chx Snd
Chicken Parm Sandwich
Chix Parm Snd
Eggplant Parm Sandwich
Eggplant Parm Snd
Fresh Mozzarella Sandwich
Fresh Mozz Snd
Grilled Chicken Sandwich
Grl Chix Snd
Fatty Arbuckle (Italian Sub)
Italian Sub
Meatball Parm Sandwich
Meatball Parm Snd
Philly Cheese Steak
Philly Cheese Steak
Sausage Peppers and Onions Sandwich
Sau/Pep/Onion Snd
Chicken Cutlet Hero
Chicken cutlet hero
Fat Bastard Sandwich
Cheesesteak, chicken fingers, french fries, mozz sticks w mozz cheese topped with Bastard sauce
Make Your Own Bastard
Choose 4: Chicken fingers, french fries, mac n cheese bites, mozz sticks, onion rings, cheesesteak, bacon
Sausage Parm Sandwich
Sausage Parm Snd
Shrimp Parm Sandwich
Shrimp Parm Snd
Veal Parm Sandwich
Veal Parm Snd
Side of Broccoli
SD Broccoli
Side Broccoli Rabe
SD Broccoli Rabe
Side House Salad
SD House Salad
Side Meatballs
SD Meatballs
Side Sausage
SD Sausage
Side Sausage & Broccoli Rabe
SD Sausage & Broc Rabe
Side Mashed Potatoes
Mashed potato
Sides
Soups
Chicken Noodle
Chicken Noodle
Soup of the Day
Soup of the Day
Boneless (8)
Boneless (8)
Wings (12)
Wings (12)
Wings (6)
Wings (6)
Wings
Wraps
BLT Wrap
Bacon, Lettuce, Tomato
Buffalo Chicken Wrap
Buffalo Chicken Wrap
Chicken Caesar Wrap
Chicken Ceasar Wrap
Chicken Bacon Wrap
Chix Bacon ranch wrap
Chicken Vodka Wrap
Chix Vodka Wrap
Vegetable Wrap
Vegetable Wrap
